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While any news story involving North Korean scientists tends to be about nuclear proliferation, today's Big in Japan post is in fact a salute to these hard-working men and women.

In a failed state that does not produce enough food to feed its population, and is largely reliant on food aid provided by foreign donors, the invention of a super high-calorie noodle is indeed cause for celebration.

According to a recent article in the Choson Shinbo, a Japan-based, pro-Pyongyang newspaper, North Korean scientists have created a new type of noodle that has twice as much protein and fives times as much fat as ordinary ramen.

Made largely of corn and soybean, the new noodles are an engineering breakthrough in their ability to leave people feeling fuller, longer. The paper also reports that the new super high-calorie noodles are specially designed to delay feelings of hunger.

This culinary achievement is being hailed as further evidence of the mighty and divine power of Kim Il-sung, the deceased 'eternal ruler' of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea (DPRK).

Keep reading for more on DPRK's new ramen revolution...

As you might realize, there are certain countries that are considered "no-go's" for American travelers, be it for political or economic or other reasons. Publication Foreign Policy took a closer look at this question of prohibited places, recently creating a list of the "Top Tourist Spots Americans Can't Visit," a rundown of the top tourist attractions in otherwise "taboo" locations like Iran, Somalia, Burma and Cuba. Who knew Mogadishu had coral reefs teeming with fish just off the shore? Too bad you're likely to be kidnapped by warlords if you try to visit.

While this sort of list is a deterrent for many, others eat common sense for breakfast, bringing back some fascinating stories in the process. It's not that they can't see the danger - these countries can be violent, unstable, and often downright nasty places. But that doesn't mean they have nothing to offer. Many have distinguished histories as centers of culture, great monuments and great natural wonders. As Foreign Policy points out for instance, the vast ruins of Persepolis in Southern Iran offer a breathtaking view of the tombs and palaces of Persian rulers Xerxes I and Darius the Great. In Cuba, the settlement of Baracoa was the colonial home of Spanish Conquistadors, and also one of the first places Columbus set foot in the New World.

Check out the list. Nobody is suggesting you should/can make a visit, but these places can offer us further insight into the many subtleties that truly define a location's identity.

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April Fool's Day, 2007, I wrote a post on Linfen, China. Although it was written as a joke, the premise is true. Linfen is a royal mess. Its mighty pollution problem has earned it the number 2 spot on the recent "Hells on Earth" list. The air quality in Linfen is so horrific that there is a perpetual feeling of dusk in this coal dust laden city.

Here's the rest of the ten places that have a hellish quality. Perhaps you know of others that should have made the cut.

I have succumbed to the fascination in viewing dead people. I'm not talking about funerals, but about viewing dead people who have been dead awhile, as in years and years. The recent public viewing of Padre Pio, a Catholic saint, in San Giovani Rotondo, Italy has brought back memories.

Ho Chi Minh was my first preserved body tourist attraction. Mao Zedong was the second one. I wasn't really comparing which of the two looked better when I went back for a second gander at Ho Chi Minh, but preservation has treated him better, in my opinion. Neither of these former leaders looked real, though--more like odd wax dolls.

Vice Magazine's relatively new video site VBS.tv has just finished up its 14-part series on North Korea, called The Vice Guide to North Korea. Host Shane Smith uses some stealth "guerrilla video" tactics to cover all the usual North Korea attractions, from the "world's greatest eyefuck" known as the Arirang Mass Games to the "most lavish two-stop subway money can buy," the Pyongyang Metro.

Along the way, Shane frightens some North Koreans with his karaoke rendition of a punk rock song, receives a guilt trip free of charge with a tour of the captured US ship called the Pueblo, and attends a talent show displaying North Korea's "creepily overtalented future generation."

The series gives an in-depth, and often hilarious, "tourist's-eye-view" of what it's like to visit North Korea. Head on over there and check 'em out.

If you prefer the written word to moving pictures, read about the time Gadling's own Neil Woodburn infiltrated North Korea.

Every once in a while, I like to head over to the website of North Korea's state-run news agency to see what propaganda they're currently feeding their unsuspecting populace. Here are a couple headlines and stories I've found:

"Kim Jong Il Praised As Most Famous Person of World"

The U.S. magazine "Time" praised him as the most outstanding statesman among the world's famous politicians in 2004 and an excellent leader in 2006. And this year it listed him as the leader who has the biggest influence on the change of the world and the best reputed leader in the world.

"Scientific Successes in Growing Kimjongilia in DPRK"

Scientists of the DPRK have gained lots of successes in deep-going scientific researches for growing Kimjongilia, the immortal flower admired by all the people, more beautifully over the last 20 years since a newly cultured flower was named Kimjongilia.

"U.S. and S. Korean Warmongers' Saber Rattling Under Fire"

The U.S. has insisted the recent joint military exercises were of "defensive nature" though they involved adventurous plays with fire aimed at vitiating the peaceful atmosphere on the Korean Peninsula and bringing a nuclear war disaster to the Korean nation. This is like burying its head ostrich-like in the sand... The U.S. and South Korean trigger-happy forces have always watched for a chance to invade the DPRK.

Unsurprisingly, a recurring theme emerges after a brief look through the "news" agency's archive: Kim Jong Il is universally admired and beloved, except by the war-mongering United States and its sycophantic ally, South Korea.

For more on this hermit kingdom, check out Neil Woodburn's series, "Infiltrating North Korea."

Would you know my name
If I saw you in Pyongyang
Will it be the same
If I saw you in Pyongyang
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don't belong
Here in Pyongyang

According to the Mainichi Daily News, North Korean officials have invited Eric Clapton to perform a concert in the communist state. Apparently the son of Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Chol, is a big fan.

Clapton's spokespeople, however, claim "there is no agreement whatsoever for him to play in North Korea, nor any planned shows there."

Still, what a great show that would be. I hope it happens.

Perhaps you've seen a news clip or read an article about New York Philharmonic's trip to Asia this month. The trip to North Korea, also to perform, was added as an overture to goodwill. Back in December, I wrote a post about the visit. Yesterday I came across a short CNN clip about the significance of this artistic endeavor. The logistics of getting the orchestra to North Korea partly involved talking the South Korean American orchestra members into going there.

Within the clip, there's footage of the war between the two Koreas and an explanation about what made the orchestra members initially not too thrilled with the trip. They did decide to go after all. As explained, trips like this one are not only about music, they are about diplomacy. The arts (and I'd add sports) are ways for countries to cross the barriers between them. I would agree that having an renowned orchestra play is certainly more appealing than threatening a war.

According to the clip, the North Koreans met all the conditions the New York Philharmonic called for in order to agree to come. The conditions were nothing like one hears rock stars wanting, ie, blue M&Ms only, or some such thing. Conditions had to do with the size of the concert hall, being able to perform what they wanted, and the safety of the Korean American orchestra members. Here's a link to the clip, plus another link to a news conference clip. As the conductor says, "Music has the power to unite people." The concert in North Korea is on the 26th.

There are photo essays that chronicle the trip through Asia on the New York Philharmonic's Web site. It makes me sad I didn't practice the flute more.

Well, it hasn't taken a long time before the "most closely watched train" in the world may need to cut back its service.

Last month, North and South Korea started a symbolic rail service connecting the heavily fortified joint North-South industrial complex in Kaesong, just north of the border. Although the train served only to ship goods, it seemed like a start of some sort of communication. After all, it was the first train connecting the two countries since the Korean War in 1950-53.

Now, North Korea has proposed cutting the service down, citing a lack of cargo to transport. South Korea says buses are, in fact, more convenient. And that is, probably, the end of the closely watched train fairytale.

That's the dubious honor that Esquire has just bestowed on North Korea's unfinished Ryugyong Hotel. Construction began on the hotel in 1987 and ended in 1992, though safety concerns and financial problems caused the building never to be completed.

The monstrous, unoccupied hotel reportedly cost more than two percent of North Korea's GDP to build, and it has become one of the country's most notable embarrassments. In fact, as the Esquire article notes, "the Communist regime routinely covers it up, airbrushing it to make it look like it's open -- or Photoshopping or cropping it out of pictures completely."

Like the author of the article, I've never been impressed with the aesthetics of the hotel. To me, it's always resembled the legs of a woman lying on her back to give birth. Anyone else see that? Please say yes, otherwise that's a little weird.

Finally, the article mentions that it's strange that such a massive hotel would even be built in North Korea's capital: "After all, who the hell travels to beautiful downtown Pyongyang?"

Gadling's own Neil Woodburn, that's who. Check out his "Infiltrating North Korea" series here, especially his post on Pyongyang's architecture and his photo gallery of the Ryugyong Hotel.

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