#3. So Many Enemies, So Little Time: An American Woman in All the Wrong Places--Elinor Burkett

When I chose this book as one of my road trip to Montana books, the title caught my attention. As an American woman, also hooked on travel, I wanted to delve into someone else's experiences. What I found is a book that taught me much--always a delight when on the road.

Excerpt:

But as I trudged to school each day and ambled through the markets, I couldn't find the face of hatred. I saw worry that a flood of Afghan refugees might flee north, washing extremists across the border. I heard fear that homegrown fundamentalists might be emboldened by the fires lighting Manhattan's night. Mostly, I sensed the same resignation that had engulfed everyone I knew, all across the plane, that we were captives to forces we had not yet begun to dissect.

We know how embarrassing it can be when you mistakenly say "Kyrgyzstan" when referring to Kazakhstan at a dinner party. The music screeches to a halt, forks and jaws drop, all eyes turn to you. They're all thinking the same thing: "Kyrgyzstan?! Uhh, ya mean Kazakhstan?" You bow your head sheepishly, grab your coat, and walk out the door. You are no longer welcome at that party.

Fortunately, we are here to make sure that you never make such an egregious error again. For the next week or so, we'll present a short primer to help you keep straight the so-called 'Stans (by the way, "stan" simply means "land" or "place"). Up first: fittingly enough, Kyrgyzstan.

Kyrgyzstan

Capital: Bishkek

Location: Shares a northern border with Kazakhstan and eastern border with China.

In a nutshell: The population of this mountainous ex-Soviet republic is traditionally nomadic, with only about one-third of residents living in urban areas; agriculture makes up the largest portion of the economy. There's good reason to spend so much time outside: with its scenic, snow-capped mountains and lush valleys, Kyrgyzstan has been hailed by some as one of the most stunningly beautiful places in the world.

How you know it: One of the few countries in the world you've never been able to spell.

Interesting factoid: The Kyrgyz people were some of those who initially raided China, eventually causing them to built the Great Wall.

Make sure to check out: Bishkek: it's the newest up-and-coming city in Central Asia-- and yes, such a thing exists. Also take a look at Ala Archa National Park, 40m south of Bishkek, and home to dozens of glaciers.

Also in the series: Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan.

Last night was Tuttle Park's annual holiday party. Every year this small recreation center of Columbus Parks and Recreation treats kids from surrounding neighborhoods to craft projects, food treats, games and Santa. Our Bolivian friends and Japanese friends were there, as were assorted other folks who I recognized from other years.

When Santa arrived about an hour into the party with not the loudest or jolliest Ho! Ho! Ho! in the world, the outfit did it's magic and kids clamored to get in line to tell him what he or she wants. My son said seeing Santa was the best part of the party. This is only one holiday happening Santa has to attend--never mind Christmas Eve where he has a whole lot of globe-hopping to do.

If Santa really did make the rounds on Christmas Eve, heading down chimneys and through doorways around the world to deliver gifts, according to a study by a group of Swedish engineers, he should live in Kyrgyzstan to minimize a time crunch.

Jessica Hayden had been married less than 3 months when she moved half way around the world with her new husband, and soon found herself in a tent in the middle of Kyrgyzstan, heavily sedated on pain killers and hooked up to a WWII style medical contraption. It sounds like some sort of extended honeymoon trip gone horribly wrong, but in fact, it was all part of Hayden's introduction to life as a Foreign Service representative.

Her story, along with 28 others, appears in the AAFSW's second volume of Realities of Foreign Service Life, a collection of personal experiences from members of the U.S. diplomatic community. Focusing on the "realities" faced by diplomats and their families outside consulate walls, the authors explore topics such as schooling and housing abroad, intercultural marriage and employment for accompanying partners. Those who have already served in this capacity will surely discover tales they can relate to within the pages of this book. And it can serve as an excellent reference guide for folks contemplating a possible career in the Foreign Service.

Jessica was kind enough to share an excerpt from her story, "Your Health Abroad: What you Need to Know about Medical Evacuations":

This photo from Kyrgyzstan really sums up the spirit of travelling for me -- In the middle of nowhere, with no one around but an oblivious cow and so much world laid out in front of you. Thanks, Uncornered Market.

If you're interested in getting your photos up here, be sure to submit them to Gadling's Flickr Pool.

You know you're a long, long way from home when you come across a yurt (unless, of course, you've happened upon some local hippie commune).

If there was a teepee, tent, cabin or any other type of domicile in this shot, it simply wouldn't be as rugged and exotic. A yurt, however, has a way of changing the landscape the moment your eyes rest upon its pleasant around shape. And, of course, time stands still. This shot could have been taken hundreds of years ago. Or yesterday. Except there is some type of strange blue box in the background. An outhouse, perhaps?

Anyway, this particular shot by Uncorneredmarket was actually a bit nostalgic for me because the first yurt I ever came across was located in the same country as this photo was taken: Kyrgyzstan.

Goat polo in Kyrgyzstan. Very cool!

This could have been the worst photograph in the world and it still would have made Photo of the Day because of its fascinating subject. But of course, it's not. The outstanding work of photographer Anselmo Lastra really captures the spontaneity and joy of an ancient game played so rarely these days. I'm sad I missed the opportunity to watch it myself when visiting this beautiful country a handful of years ago, and I hope to have the chance once again before some major beer manufacturer sponsors it.

August is another Independence Day bonanza. The shifts of power didn't happen all at once, but 1960 was a big year. If you're in any of these countries expect a holiday. Maybe there will be fireworks or a parade or a speech or two.

• August 1 - Benin gained independence from France
• August 3-- Niger gained its independence from France
• August 5 --Burkina Faso also gained independence from France.
• August 11--Guess which country Chad gained independence from? That's right, France.
• August 13--Central African Republic also gained independence from--you guessed it--France.
• August 14- Pakistan from the U.K. in 1947.
• August 15- India from the U.K. in 1947.
• August 17- Gabon. Can you guess the country and year? If you said France and 1960, ***ding ding ding ! [Did you hear the you win bells?]
• August 19- Afganistan from the U.K. in 1919. Wow, that's early.
• August 24- Ukraine in 1991.
• August 25- Uruguay from Brazil in 1825.
• August 27- Moldova from U.S.S.R. in 1991
• August 31- Kyrgystan from the U.S.S.R in 1991 and Trinidad and Tobago from the U.K. in 1962.

*The information is from the International Calendar published by the Returned Peace Corps Volunteers of Madison, Wisconsin. They put this calendar together every year and other Peace Corps groups sell it as a fundraiser.

It was with great regret many years ago that I did not stop and spend a few nights in the truly amazing landscape I witnessed through the dusty windows of a van making its way along the back roads of Kyrgyzstan.

The road shot through a steep valley of incredible green grasses and past Kyrgyz horsemen dressed in traditional garb living out of yurts. This was shortly after the fall of the Soviet Union and long before foreign tourists started making their way here; and as a result, it was a scene I doubt I will ever see again.

And so it was with a bit of sadness that I came across an article by P.J. O'Rourke in Forbes Life detailing a trip he recently took on horseback through these very mountains and valleys. It was a bittersweet read. I was jealous at first, but one can never stay mad at P.J. O'Rourke and his hilarious articles. "A satellite phone was in my saddlebag," he writes, "but I couldn't get a satellite connection. Even by the standards of outer space, Kyrgyzstan is remote."

O'Rourke, we learn, has never been on a horse before. Unfortunately, this particular trip was not just a horse trip, but a 4-wheel drive horse trip which trail blazed through canyons, along cliffs and right through the middle of thick brush. It was not an easy ride. But, just as I imagined it would have been more than a decade ago, he found it incredibly rewarding.

And, suprisingly, it is still very remote. It seems that the only slice of the modern world which has made it this far into the bush, is the crazy costs of a high-end vacation---$4,100 per person through Wild and Exotic. Damn! I'm pretty sure I could have done it for free back in the 1990's.

If you want to get a feeling for what the collapse of the Soviet Union did for the elderly of the region, spare a moment to stare deep into the faces of these protesters in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan.

Gadling reader Teokaye did not post this photo with his other selections on our Gadling Flickr Pool, but I was intrigued with the Kyrgyzstan tag on his Flickr account and came across this fine portrait of hard times etched upon hardened faces.

Although the photo has no description, I'm guessing that they are protesting their paltry pensions. And, I'm guessing they probably didn't get very far with their quest. By the way, can you spot the politician?